Sunday, February 26, 2012

What If's...

What If.....

Police officers incorporated the same training as grocery store cashiers, would it play out a little something like this?

OFFICER: Good afternoon Mr./Mrs., do you know how fast you were just going?

SPEEDER: Uhm, not really, I was too busy focusing on the road, there are far too many bad drivers out here and I didn't want to get hit.

OFFICER: I can honestly tell you that you were doing 60 in a school zone, I am afraid I will have to give you a ticket today.....do you have your city rewards card with you? If not we can pull it up by your phone number.

SPEEDER: That won't be neccessary, I have it right here.

OFFICER: Excellent, I am going to go run this information in our system and I will be right back with your ticket.

(5 Minutes Later)

OFFICER: Here you go, Mr. / Mrs. Stitt, here is your rewards card and your ticket. You saved $48.00 today, have a nice and safer day today.

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